Top Ten Reasons to Not Take a Nap

Here are three...

Scene: Scott going into Ford's room after what should have been his nap.

Scott: "Ford, why didn't you take a nap?"
Ford: "It's not dark outside."
Scott: "Ford, you take naps when it's light outside and go night night when it's dark outside."
Ford: "You [which means I] heard garbage truck."
Scott: "No, the garbage truck comes on Tuesdays. This is Friday. You didn't hear the garbage truck."
Ford: "Heard motorcycle."

The child doesn't stop!